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- I know I haven’t written in a while…fuck off, I’m busy.

- I’m sorry, that was mean…but it was kind of rude of you to give me so much shit just because I want to spend a little time with my family. Geez. Not to mention I did just get home from fucking Afghanistan and here you are busting my balls about updating my blog so you have something to read at work when you should be working.

- I do feel a little bad for cheating…on account of I have been balls deep in Facebook, but couldn’t find the time to blogger anything. Maybe you guys should just friend request me.

- “Balls deep” is my new saying. I use it at least 14 times a day…usually at the most inappropriate moment.

- Did I tell you guys I had to switch jobs again? Yeah, the powers that be decided my career would be benefited more if I became a Section Chief. So they put me back in the fucking office. Little do they know, I couldn’t give two shits about my career and I’m just trying to last these last two years until I retire without slitting someone’s throat.

- I know I said I was going to blog about my crossfit workouts, but after I wrote that it just sounded like way too much work. You’ll just have to trust me that it is going well. I’m seriously thinking about putting a crossfit gym in my garage. I just need to find a home for all the shit that is currently taking up that space.

- If you are friends with me on Facebook, you know that I am totally obsessed with Bejeweled Blitz…you might even say I’m balls deep in it.

- I went to see Clutch on New Years Eve. It was fucking awesome…as if there was ever any doubt.

- I got Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 and Left 4 Dead 2 of Christmas not to mention a totally kickass Blu-ray player.

- I am currently reading The Sagittarius Command by R. M. Meluch…who just happens to be my cousin Becky. It’s a great story…the third in a series, but whenever I read her stuff it reminds me that she is a published author and I’m a piece of shit.

- Writing that bit about Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 reminded me that I could be doing that instead of this…so bye.