I'm Bored

Ok…I’m sorry to keep bothering you like this on a Sunday, but I’m fucking bored.

The Wife and Pink went to visit family for the day and I would have gone along but I’m on alert/telephone stand-by (as in stand-by for the anal rapin’) to go save some ass backwards country whose people fucking hate us any other day of the year except for those days where we just happen to be saving their worthless fucking lives. And in case you’re wondering, yes I do count New Orleans in this category.

Where was I?

Oh yeah…bored.

So here I am, alone all day in an empty house. I don’t do alone very well anymore…I never know what to do with myself. I’m like a little kid that way sometimes. I really do need constant supervision.

I did end up going to the gym after all. Yes, after all my pissing and moaning, I went anyway. I did a half assed shoulder workout cause there was no way I could pull off today’s crossfit…”Fight Gone Bad.” It was more a matter of logistics than laziness though. Some jackass decided it was a good idea to cover every square inch of the gym in town with mirrors so there is no where to throw a wall-ball and the gym on base is full of fuckin’ Haitians. (if that sentence didn’t make any sense to you, I suggest you google “Fight Gone Bad” and “fuckin’ Haitians”…I just don’t have the will power to explain every little thing to you people.)

On a totally different subject…how long are hard boiled eggs good for in the fridge?

Anyone?