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- Congratulations faithful followers, disciples, plebes and the multitudes of otherwise nameless rabble I call my readership…I’m sure I had it here somewhere, but alas, in the time it took me to figure out if I was spelling plebes correctly I have totally lost any last remnant of a fucking point. Thanks for nothing.

- So on with the headlines.

- I am in a good mood.

- I’m also currently, fairly well drunk.

- I have also decided, I don’t really understand any of the rules for proper comma usage.

- As many of you in the know do in fact know, I was away for the last seven or so weeks getting re-edumacated at the Senior Non-commissioned Fucktard Academy in the state of cutting edge of technical achievement and all things holy in the land of higher learning, Alabama. It was friggin’ wonderful.

- Actually I did have a good time. I made 14 new friends and damn near melted away that pesky liver o’mine.

- Speaking of liver damage, I’ve developed a better relationship with single malt scotch…yummy. Blends…not so much. If any of y’all highfalutin types can point me in the direction of some new brands, I’d be appreciative.

- Did you know highfalutin is a real word? It must be cause it doesn’t have a squiggly red line under it.

- Wouldn’t it be nice if “wrong” people came with squiggly red lines under them? It’d be easier to pick ’em out.

- And now for something completely different…

- I finished a wicked good Zombie book the other day…World War Z by Max Brooks. Read it or you suck.

- Squirrel!!!

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- Sorry, I got distracted.

- Well peeps, I’m at the bottom of the page and I have two empty glasses beside me. So I’m going to post this and refill.

- Peace…love ya.